A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
as it's easter
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
“Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.”
“Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.”
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